Rick Castle Quotes (Page 29)
Season 3, Episode 7: "Almost Famous"
Castle: Haven't these guys gotten the memo about the correlation between sun tanning and skin cancer?
• Rating: Unrated
Castle: Firemen? Really? Isn't that a little cliche?
• Rating: Unrated
Castle: Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you'd make that mistake.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Castle: Have you ever heard of a brilliant doctor named Doogie Howser?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Castle: I had a dream I was floating on a lily pad with the Swedish swim team giving great reviews to Nikki Heat.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 6: "3XK"
Castle: Cable guy and creepy - thats a job requirement.
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Captain Montgomery: Feds say he is a white male, 25 to 45 years old.
Castle: Could be me.
Captain Montgomery: With a dysfunctional relationship with his mother.
Castle: Still me.
Captain Montgomery: He has a menial unimportant job.
Beckett: Definitely you.
Castle: Just for that my next book is based on Esposito.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Castle: It's like a mystery novel, you don't just go to the last page do you?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "Anatomy of a Murder"
Castle: Nothing says I'm an ass like a bunch of helium filled rubber.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Castle: urns out Greg isn't McDreamy or McSteamy...he's McSchemey.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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