It's my pony. You can't pet it.

You're indoors and it's dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.

Including sending your daughter into a house full of drunken frat boys dressed like a slutty angel?

Esposito

What was the last book you read. Zen and the Art of Hazing Hipsters?

You didn't really think you could Jump Street the prime suspect, did you?

I didn't Houdini. I was Houdini'd

Together we can figure this out. We can figure anything out, just like always.

Beckett: I didn't do this to hurt you, I did it to protect you.
Castle: Then why am I so angry?

Castle: Do you have any idea how worried I was?
Beckett: Yeah, I do. I was gone for 36 hours. A year ago you were gone for eight weeks.

Beckett: I mean, what did you want me to do?
Castle: Tell me the truth.

Kate: Babe, did you set your hair on fire again?
Rick: No, that was just one time. It's just that I'm so good looking I'm literally smoking hot.

Castle: You're going to call off your dogs, right now.
Bracken: Or what? You going to write something mean about me?
Castle: I'm going to start a scholarship in your name and offer it to the children of the first inmate who shanks you in the prison laundry.

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

Castle

Hurts like these take time to heal.

Castle