Rick Castle Quotes
You have to admit, putting a body in an oven is a clever way to get rid of it.
There is nothing natural about cyanide poisoning.
That's just the tip of the iceberg, are you ready for the Titanic?
Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.
A real rags to riches story. Only problem is that the riches never seem to be yours.
My mother gives new meaning to the word transparent.
Esplanie. Lanie and Esposito. Like Fox-Can. We can call them Esplanie, which is perfect because they are always explaining things!
Oh My God! You watch Temptation Lane! You're a fan, a big fat Temptation Lane fan!
Rick: Mom, we are totally doing battle on the field of honor.
Martha: How old are you?
Rick: Old enough to afford top-of-the-line laser tag.
With one foot out the door, it's hard to know where you stand.
For reasons too disturbing to mention, I find that hot.
Best. Dad. Ever.
