Squeezing down countless chimneys. Delivering millions of presents in one night. It was bound to happen. Santa finally cracked.

It's like staring in my own action movie. This is the best night ever.

Kate: Castle, you really think I could stand between you and your boyhood dream?
Castle: You are my boyhood dream.

My opinion is not effected by her skimpy outfit.

My hero was a liar and a goat herder.

Castle: I was raised by a single mother. Hard Kill was how I got my bro time.
Ryan: That explains so much.

This guy is like an evil version of Typhoid Mary.

The Taking of Pelham 123 could not have been his plan.

Good thing I married the fastest gun from the east.

Castle: Which is why we don't approach this like cops. We approach this like writers.
Beckett: So we procrastinate and make stuff up?

I don't know if it comes with the room but there's a naked cowboy shaving in our bathroom.

Daisy Mae: It's a single room with a twin bed.
Castle: That's OK. We're cuddlers.

Castle Quotes

Rick Castle: That thing in the shower. That is delightful.
Kate Beckett: That is not a routine. That's two naked people singing when there's no one around to see or hear it.

Button up kitten because we're going home.

Beckett