It's not like I have anything to do because college is so much easier than high school.

Ok at this point I think I'll venture a guess, defensive sex? You're making yourself more available so I won't fool around with some other woman.

Can we just make an agreement not to spend the next four years talking about sex?

There's a lot of consequences to lying, like teaching our son it's okay to lie.

Ricky: Ben doesn't hate me. He's my friend. Why would he hate me?
Adrian: Are you kidding? You just married the woman he loves.

It's not gonna be the family you grew up with, but maybe it'll be better.

Must be going around gay-care, I mean day-care.

I'd like to feel like you set the date because you want to get married.

Amy: So you're not even a little bit upset with me?
Ricky: Not unless you want me to be?

This is the longest summer of my life. And I don't mean that in a good way.

Ricky: When are you gonna marry me?
Amy: I don't know maybe when you stop trying to have sex with me when I'm trying to talk to you.

Don't we have an agreement about not talking in bed?