Robin Scherbatsky Quotes (Page 10)
Season 5, Episode 6: "Bagpipes"
Robin [about their old neighbors bagpiping]: They're old?
Ted: Really old
Robin: So what did you do?
Ted: I didn't have the heart to tell them to stop, because, hey, good for them. So I just sat down, had a hard candy, nodded politely at some racist comments and left
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Robin [to Barney]: Why is there bag of panties labeled "April 2006" in your closet?
• Rating: Unrated
Robin: Okay, this is ridiculous. I can't believe these two are still bagpiping
Ted: Enough! It's been six hours1 It must be that new tantric bagpiping that Sting is into
Robin: She keeps yelling at him to play the bigpipes louder, but it sounds like she's bagpiping him pretty hard. There's a glass of water in my bedroom that's vibrating like Jurassic Park
Ted: You have neighbors, so shut the bagpipes up!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 5: "Duel Citizenship"
Robin: How do you know the Canadian citizenship test is easy?
Barney: It's Canada. Question one, do you want to be Canadian? Question two, really?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 4: "The Sexless Innkeeper"
Robin: usually, it's the innkeeper that offers turndown services
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 2: "Double Date"
Barney: Guess who got four tickets to the the origins of chewbaca exhibit?
Lily: Why?
Barney: No, I said who
Lily: I heard you
Robin: Isn't it a little early in our relationship to be doing things that would end our relationship?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 1: "Definitions"
Robin: Unless I say fluggelhorn, you haven't gone too far
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Barney: You still seeing that guy?
Robin: Even better, seeing him naked
Barney: I shoud go see this Chinese girl I met.. I just had her last night and I already feel like seconds
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Robin: We kept trying to have the talk, and then we realized we hate the talk.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 24: "The Leap"
Lily [about Barney asking Ted for permission to tell Robin his feelings]: He said that? Oh my god!! What a ground-breaking tremendous surprise!
Robin: How long have you known?
Lily: Eight months!
Robin: And you've kept it a secret since then? Good for you!
Marshall: Yeah! Wow! Good for you Lily! I mean what a bombshell! Who saw that coming!?
Robin: How long have you known?
Marshal: Seven months, twenty nine days
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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