Robin Scherbatsky Quotes (Page 8)
Season 6, Episode 2: "Cleaning House"
Ted: If Sam only knew Loretta for a few months he couldn't possibly be Barney's father.
Robin: He's also quite the detective.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: What, you know what you're doing down there.
Ted: Oh Teddy West Side can bring it, we know this.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 1: "Big Days"
Ted: Gotta see her ankles.
Robin: You're one of those? I swear, one in five guys.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: OK, I'm ready to have sex now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 24: "Doppelgangers"
Robin: The never ending battle of my life. Career vs. romance.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 23: "The Wedding Bride"
Robin: Why don't you say something to him?
Lily: He's from Minnesota. His high school mascot was a hug.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: Ted, please tell me you're not impugning emotional baggage.
Ted: Baggage is good?
Barney: Emotional baggage is the bedrock of America's most important cultural export.
Robin: Porn?
Barney: Actually, it's porn.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 21: "Twin Beds"
Ted: You're moving in with him?
Robin: I'm considering it.
Barney: You're considering it? You barely know him! Plus, he's a loser with a dead end job!
Robin: We have the same job.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 20: "Home Wreckers"
Robin: On the plus side, he probably killed some roaches on impact.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: She's a cougar, Ted!
Robin: I thought you said you can't be a cougar if you're over 50.
Barney: She's a Mellencamp.
• Rating: Unrated
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