Don: I wouldn't be good company anyway.
Roger: That's never bothered me before.

Roger: That don't seem to give awards for what I do.
Joan: And what is that?
Roger: Find guys like him.

Roger: Who do you report to?
General: The President.
Roger: Of What? William Morris?

I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean I guess.

Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty?

We beat you and we'll beat you again. And we don't want any of your Jap crap.

I have to warn you, they won't know it's over until you drop the big one, twice.

Why don't we just bring Dr. Lyle Evans in here?

If Lee Garner Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.

Freddy: I don't want Pete Campbell anywhere near this. I was surprised you took him along.
Roger: No comment.

With my hair you can't even see me in here.

This was supposed to be an advertisement for the firm.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Joan: I thought about it and I'm sending my son away.
Richard: What?
Joan: No, I thought about what you said and I like you, too. And if I have to choose between you and my son, I choose you.
Richard: That's not what I said.
Joan: That's exactly what you said.
Richard: Well, I thought about it and I want to be a part of your life and your little boy, too.
Joan: I live with my mother and I've been divorced. Twice.
Richard: I'm buying some property in New York. Where do you live?
Joan: Twelfth Street.
Richard: OK. I'm not going to buy property down there [laughs], but I'm going to get a place in a nice neighborhood by the park and you're going to visit. All of you.