Favorite Ron Swanson Quotes
Leslie: Ron, you big fat giant sap!
Ron: That seems unnecessary.
Breakfast food can serve many purposes.
Ron: We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.
Leslie: Well said.
Girls, this is Ann. Talk to Ann. She's terrific.
You think I would carry around pictures of my child where anyone could see them?
I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.
Elise: But, if you give a women's award to a mustacheoed, masculine man such as yourself, well then eventually people take notice.
Ron: I don't want the damn thing.
Elise: Well we're giving it to you. So, you're going to take it, like a man. So congratulations.
They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."
I'll take that steak to go. Please and thank you.
Before we go in there, I want to say something. You are a wonderful person. Our friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.
Awards are stupid, which is why I fully intend to decline this nonsense and recommend it go to Leslie because she works really hard and I don't. However, she cares way too much about crap like this, which is why I can't pass up this opportunity to tease her about it.
I wish this office had only walls.
