This is a competition. We need to win it. Please do your jobs.

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Leslie: That was all flash no substance!
Ron: It was exactly as substantive as your presentation.

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Leslie: You're the most unreasonable person I've ever meet and I'm not going to change my mind no matter what anyone says.
Ron: You're bad at scrapbooking.
Leslie: Whaa--?

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I'm going to break out of here, then I'm going to snap you in half.

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I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 mins.

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Ron: WHAT IF WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY AND HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE?
Leslie: I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT POSSIBILITY!

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Leslie: Come on Ron, we were friends for 10 years.
Ron: We were work proximity associates.

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Ron: That's not the whole story.
Leslie: What does that mean?
Ron: It means what it means. That is not the whole story of why I left.

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Ron: I have my rights as a US citizen to blow a hole in that f*cking door and get out! It's in the constitution!
Leslie: There's no swearing in the constitution.

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Tammy 1 is my blonde chicken.

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OK, well I'm not very good at visiting people in hospitals, so I'm going to go

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