Popular Ron Swanson Quotes
Hello, Joe. My name is Ron Swanson. I am Donna’s work-proximity associate.
Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.
Donna: Your family has made you a more patient and empathetic person.
Ron: You take that back!
Ron: Hello Knope.
Leslie: Hello former strange person I used to friend. You're looking very Ron-like.
Ron: You have your same hair.
Leslie: No! I don't! I have bangs now!
Ron: I've never known what bangs are and I don't intend to learn!
Yes, the sky has land.
Leslie: Ron, I just want you to know that I am not sorry for pushing your face into a cake.
Ron: Well I am sorry - for attending a public event.
Leslie: Have you ever seen Monster's Inc?
Ron: No.
Leslie: Damn it Ron! Engage in the culture once.
Tammy does not abide by the Geneva Convention.
I prefer quality over flash - that's why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.
Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
Ron: No.
It's f*cking milk.
Ron: Terry, what has Leslie been up to?
Terry: Oh getting ready for big press conference!
Ben: Terry come on!
