Ron Swanson Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 11: "Women in Garbage"
Ron: Girls, this is Ann. Talk to Ann. She's terrific.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 10: "Two Parties"
Ron: Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 9: "Ron and Diane"
Ron Swanson: It might be cold outside but it's about to get warm all up in my jazz.
• Rating: Unrated
Ron: This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 8: "Pawnee Commons"
Ron: I started working on something very important. Can you help me?
Chris: Yes sir.
Ron: It's a flight of stairs leading to nowhere.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 7: "Leslie vs. April"
Ron: Breakfast food can serve many purposes.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 5: "Halloween Surprise"
Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?
Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 4: "Sex Education"
Ron: I'm giving you a non-electronic book made of paper from a tree. It is called Auto Repair Manual-1982. You will read this book from cover to cover then you will assist me in repairing the damage to my car. I will not report you to the judge but if you slip up again you will have much more to fear than some feeble government employee in a robe.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 3: "How a Bill Becomes a Law"
Chris: What did you do for her?
Ron: Fixed her pothole.
Chris: Is that a euphemism?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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