Parks and Recreation

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Parks and recreation

Ron: We have one activity planned: not getting killed.

Ron: Anyone find any mistakes?
April: Yeah, actually, in here it says that Pawnee is great, but in reality it's terrible.

Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.

Leslie, NO! We use that stuff to burn warts off mules!

Leslie: You could go to jail. Jail, Ron. Ron, Jail. Jail, Ron, jail. You could go to jail. Jail. Jail. Jail. Jail.
Ron: Are you broken?

My first ex-wife's name is Tammy, my second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is Tamara... she goes by Tammy.

Tammy 1 is my blonde chicken.

I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.

Ron: Knope, follow me!
Leslie: Just one second.
Ron: Now!

Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.

Ron: I don't have the material for Smores.
Leslie: You you do, I always emergency smore rations in my car.

I'm Ron Swanson and you're Leslie f***ing Knope.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

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