Rose Quotes (Page 3)
Season 4, Episode 2: "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
Charlie: Let me tell you something about feelings. Feelings are like your mother's breasts. You know where they are, but they're best left unfelt.
Rose: It's an interesting analogy, but may I point out that a mother's breasts are a source for nourishment and comfort?
Charlie: Yeah, well, my mother's breasts were a source of silicone and Russian vodka
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rose: How cool is it that Steven Tyler moved in next door? I lost my virginity to him.
Charlie: You mean his music.
Rose: No
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 1: "Working for Caligula"
Alan: Rose.
Rose: Yes, baby.
Alan: You're a stalker.
Rose: We prefer to be called "boundary-challenged"
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 17: "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
Rose: Every time we have sex I can feel his eyes burning a hole in the back of my head.
Charlie: That's gonna keep me up at night
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Ergo, The Booty Call"
Rose: Gordon is my soul mate. He completes me. We're inseparable. [To Gordon]: Wait here, I want to talk to Charlie alone
• Rating: Unrated
Jake: Who's that?
Rose: Gordon, my boyfriend.
Jake: How come he's not allowed in?
Rose: I'm trying to avoid an awkward situation.
Charlie: Too late.
Jake: You bringing him to my birthday party?
Rose: I don't know. Charlie, is the wound too fresh?
Charlie: I think I can handle it
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
Rose: Isn't your mental and emotional well-being more important than a couple of fleeting orgasms?
Charlie: It's not even more important than one
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Of all the women I know, you're the only one I truly trust, Rose.
Rose: Personally, I find that very flattering, but professionally, I find it very disturbing
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
Alan: Have you been spying on me?
Rose: No, silly! I spy on Charlie; you just get in the way sometimes
• Rating: Unrated
Alan: Ferrets?
Rose: Yeah, I have five of the toothy, little guys.
Alan: No-- no kidding. Five ferrets? Those are like, uh, long, furry rats, right?
Rose: Yup, and they're all named Charlie
• Rating: Unrated
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