Roxie Torcoletti Quotes
Season 1, Episode 7: "Red Ants and Black Widows"
Roxie: I'm suppose to follow the signs, but I don't know what that means.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 6: "Bonfire and Betrayal"
Roxie: (to Darryl) It's like you've stepped out of a 70's porno and into my life.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 5: "Mooning and Crooning"
Josh: (Josh has lipstick on his face as he introduces himself to Roxie inside a jail cell)I wish we were meeting under better circumstances. I've been trying to get Chad to have you over for dinner.
Roxie: (to Chad) Younger brother?
Josh: And a friend of Mia's.
Roxie: Yeah, I can see her friendship smeared all over your face.
• Rating: Unrated
Roxie: Excuse me, young lady?!
Mia: You are not allowed to 'young lady' me. For fifteen years, you've been trying to be my pal. You can't just turn around and be my mom.
Roxie: I will 'young lady' you all I want, young lady! And believe me, I am your mom. I have the stretch marks to prove it.
• Rating: Unrated
Darryl: This is what I'm talking about. Sharing our feelings, food fights, tickle fights. I just love celebrating with you ladies!
Roxie: Tickle fights?
Darryl: Drink some more wine.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 3: "Madams and Madames"
Roxie: To err is human, to forgive is divine. All that crap.
• Rating: Unrated
Kat: (to Joanna) I can't believe you went to a whorehouse.
Roxie: (to Kat) I can't believe you had sex in a public pool!
• Rating: Unrated
Darryl: 'And I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes. They will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance on them.'
Roxie: Pulp Fiction?
Darryl: No, Ezekiel. Twenty-five, seventeen.
Roxie: I wouldn't have pegged you for a Bible thumper.
• Rating: Unrated
Roxie: (making a toast) To a successful evening for each of us. May I put my ghost to bed. (to Joanna) May you put your story to bed. (to Kat) And may Raymond put you to bed.
• Rating: Unrated
Darryl: (talking about the ghost of Gus) Seek him out. Ask him what he wants. If you can figure out why he's here, you can probably figure out how to make him leave.
Roxie: Does that same logic apply to you?
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
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