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Army-wives

"Maybe you're realizing that when we got married, you didn't know me from Adam's housecat."

"You being out this morning is five shades of stupid."

"Girl nearly stripped her clutch when she saw me."

"Well, if I didn't just serve up toe jam on an idiot cracker."

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of Hell.

Pamela: Marilyn is having an affair, and you waited until now to tell me?
Roxy: Well, excuse me, but I worked until midnight last night.
Pamela: Well, my phone works twenty-four hours a day! And so does my front door!

Roxy: So, are ya asking me?
Trevor: Yeah.
Roxy: So ask me!
Trevor: Will you marry me?

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