Roy Meritt Quotes
Season 2, Episode 9: "Thanksgiving"
Victory: Go!
Roy: If you need me I'm just three connecting flights away
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 6: "The Lyin', the Bitch and the Wardrobe"
Roy: Where did you get the idea for the wine?
Victory: My Aunt Betty had a hole in her lip. Everything she owned had a stain, but she made it work
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Roy: You want some lunch?
Victory: What? Why?
Roy: I thought you'd like to eat something besides your finger nails and crystal light
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 5: "Scary, Scary Night"
Victory: You're gonna dance with someone who hasn't taken their mask off yet, what if he doesn't have eye brows?
Roy: I'm not dancing with his eye brows if you know what I mean
• Rating: Unrated
Victory: ...it's like trying to ask my parents, it's like they're predisposed to not be critical
Roy: We have very different parents
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 4: "Bombay Highway"
Joe: Should she be handling scissors?
Roy: Do you want to take them away from her?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Joe: I happen to know a lot about spectacular dresses. I've taken off one or two in my time.
Roy: Really? You like to tuck or you just roll with the bulge?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Roy: You got nothing to be ashamed, you're here to dress a movie star, she's here to find something to cover arm fat.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "Pink Poison"
[about returning Coco Channel dummy]
Roy: You sure about this, even if we kept it for a day, put it on eBay?
• Rating: Unrated
Joe's Assistant: Anything else you want me to tell Mr Bennett?
Roy: I'm impressed.
Joe's Assistant: Not you.
• Rating: Unrated
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