Favorite Roy Meritt Quotes
You got nothing to be ashamed, you're here to dress a movie star, she's here to find something to cover arm fat.
Joe: I happen to know a lot about spectacular dresses. I've taken off one or two in my time.
Roy: Really? You like to tuck or you just roll with the bulge?
Roy: You want some lunch?
Victory: What? Why?
Roy: I thought you'd like to eat something besides your finger nails and crystal light
Roy: Where did you get the idea for the wine?
Victory: My Aunt Betty had a hole in her lip. Everything she owned had a stain, but she made it work
Joe: Should she be handling scissors?
Roy: Do you want to take them away from her?
Victory: You're early
Roy: I like to get in at least half an hour before my boss
Victory: Well that might be tricky since I live here
Victory: Go!
Roy: If you need me I'm just three connecting flights away
Joe's Assistant: Anything else you want me to tell Mr Bennett?
Roy: I'm impressed.
Joe's Assistant: Not you.
You sure about this, even if we kept it for a day, put it on eBay?
Roy
Victory: ...it's like trying to ask my parents, it's like they're predisposed to not be critical
Roy: We have very different parents
Victory: You're gonna dance with someone who hasn't taken their mask off yet, what if he doesn't have eye brows?
Roy: I'm not dancing with his eye brows if you know what I mean
