Rufus Humphrey Quotes
Season 5, Episode 10: "Riding In Town Cars With Boys"
Lily: I just spoke to the doctor and the good news is Blair is awake and responsive.
Rufus: And Chuck?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: This is all my fault.
Rufus: Of course it's not. What are you talking about?
Charlie: I sent the Gossip Girl blast.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: Blair's getting married and having a baby with Louis. And if she wasn't with Louis she'd be with Chuck, not me.
Rufus: Maybe. Even if Blair doesn't feel the same way, it might be worth it for you to tell her how you feel. At least so you can move on.
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: Just because Carol made a mockery of her own debut does not mean Charlie should be cheated out of the experience.
Rufus: Yeah, she hired Karen Finley to go in her place and when Carol's name was called, Karen walks out wearing nothing but chocolate and a pillbox hat.
Lily: Now I'm a Karen Finley fan, but it was a bit much. We were barred from the Plaza for years.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 9: "Rhodes to Perdition"
Lily: Rufus and I have a small gift for you.
Rufus: Opening night, I tracked it down for you.
Cece: How surprisingly thoughtful. If I had any memory of that night I'm sure it would be fond.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Rufus: It's time to leave Inside behind. And go outside.
• Rating: Unrated
Rufus: That's it. I stayed quiet while you crashed bridal showers and skipped out of book tours. I was hoping with enough time and support you'd realize that even though your book didn't do as well as you'd hoped, you still had your whole future ahead of you. Being a shut-in is not bouncing back.
Dan: I was defending my honor.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 7: "The Big Sleep No More"
Rufus: I know Dan. It's not like him to skip out on an obligation.
Lily: And I know you. What time would you like to leave for Boston?
Rufus: The Morris Miner's in the parking lot in Brooklyn. It'll be faster to drive.
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: What's going on? Is Dan okay?
Rufus: I'm not sure. That was his agent Alessandra. She said he missed his book signing in Boston yesterday and he didn't check into Burlington either. She can't find him anywhere.
• Rating: Unrated
Rufus: People who still go to book stores are real readers. They don't care if a book's on some best-whatever list.
Dan: Yeah, it seems that way. Turn out's been great.
• Rating: Unrated
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