Rufus: Lil, none of this is making any sense. Does this have anything to do with Serena?
Lily: Other than the fact that she won't speak to me? That she's holed up with some married politician acting like some teenage Rielle Hunter?

[to Lily] Why did you stay with Cece after she got better instead of coming home to me?

I still really don't get how these events work.

Rufus: You know you don't have to do this ...
Lily: Well it's a little late for that. You look beautiful, Jenny.

Did my son just walk out before playing the Q on a double letter? That is so not the Humphrey way.

I was going to be Iggy, but I didn't want to scare the children.

Lily: I draw the line at door-to-door.
Rufus: I was just thinking of one door.

Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?
Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.

Rufus: What Scott saw was you grasping at anything you can to push me away.
Lily: That's not true.

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