Rufus Humphrey Quotes (Page 11)
Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune"
Rufus: Hope I'm doing the right thing.
Jenny: If you want to keep Serena out of the papers, Dad, this is the way to do it.
Eric: You own all the pictures now.
Photo guy: Not all of them. There is one photographer my group hasn't been able to reach yet.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 24: "Valley Girls"
Rufus: I suggest you kids stay out of it; let these van der Woodsen women fight it out themselves!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J"
Rufus: Look at us — you going to Yale. Jenny might actually make it to 16.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!"
Rufus: (to Dan) I just had a full conversation with this opera-goer about 'The Magic Flute'. And he pretended like that was exactly what he just watched. I'm beginning to get these society people. It's all a big game pretending you know what you're talking about.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 15: "Gone with the Will"
Rufus: They don't want to meet. They don't want us to contact them. Ever.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Rufus: I'm not ready to leave yet. Maybe we should write the family a letter.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Rufus: Hey Dan, what's up.
Dan: Hey, you do realize the reason Serena and I broke up was the fact that she was so secretive. Now I'm the one keeping secrets.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses"
Lily: Rufus. Your message said it was urgent. Has something happened?
Rufus: Dan knows. Or he doesn't yet. But I think he will soon. And I imagine he'll tell Serena. And I thought you should know.
Lily: Rufus, wait. What will they think of me?
Rufus: Serena and Eric? Well it's not my problem. We're each on our own, remember?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Rufus: I have a right to know my son.
Lily: And he has a right to his own life. Just like you've had yours.
Rufus: I was going to be a rock star, remember? Instead I had two kids. And I was there to take them to school every morning and talk about their days at night. And if someone came to me and said I could trade that for the life I wanted when I was nineteen, I wouldn't. Being a father's who I am. Don't take that away.
Lily: I'm sorry, I can't.
Rufus: Then I'll find him without your help.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Dan: Oh, Dad. We were just, um... we're busted.
Rufus: I don't like the two of you being alone here when I'm not.
Dan: You're kidding, right?
Rufus: This is my home and I would appreciate it if you respected that.
• Rating: Unrated
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