Rufus Humphrey Quotes (Page 7)
Season 4, Episode 3: "The Undergraduates"
Rufus: I'm dreading this. As much as the truth might be a relief it's also the toughest thing he'll ever have to face.
Lily: Well just be prepared. Who knows how he'll react. He may not even believe you.
Rufus: Genetics don't lie, even though some doctors who administer paternity tests do.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 1: "Belles Du Jour"
Rufus: You think I'd skip out on a room full of Champagne and models? Are you forgetting I used to be a rock star?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: It's from France. Hello? Yes this is she. Oh my god, is it Serena? Is she okay? Okay, I will.
Rufus: What? What is it?
Lily: A body washed up in Paris, shot, the identification they found says it's Charles Bass.
• Rating: Unrated
Rufus: Why do you have Chuck's travel itinerary, bank statements and credit card bills?
Lily: Because I'm afraid he might be in trouble.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 20: "It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World"
Rufus: I'm confident that there's no depravity that brand-new Léron sheets can't erase.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Inglorious Bassterds"
Rufus: Telling a woman you like her clothes isn't lying. It's self-preservation.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "The Empire Strikes Jack"
Rufus: This isn't so bad, is it?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: As hard as it is for me to believe, there's something more important in life than waffles. I'm not going to let you sit one more day cooped up in that apartment.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 15: "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin"
Rufus: I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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