I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now.

If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something.

Rufus: Dirty Dancing?
Jenny: Yeah, it's corny but it's kinda good.
Rufus: Come on. It's totally good.

Jenny: Thanks Dad. I really like Damien.
Rufus: [to Jenny] You're young, you'll get over it.

[to Jenny] I look at you and I don't see my daughter anymore.

[to Jenny] I know you like him but you can't hang around with people who are mixed up with drugs.

Lily: I did kiss him.
Rufus: It must have been one Hell of a kiss for you to build all these lies around it.

Rufus: I thought you'd be in school by now.
Dan: I thought you'd be on the Upper East Side... with your wife.

Rufus: What are you doing? Organizing the coat closet? I thought you did that yesterday. And the day before...
Lily: Vanya has organized a clothing drive. Coats for Kiev.
Rufus: Vanya's from Minsk.

Rufus: Lil, none of this is making any sense. Does this have anything to do with Serena?
Lily: Other than the fact that she won't speak to me? That she's holed up with some married politician acting like some teenage Rielle Hunter?

[to Lily] Why did you stay with Cece after she got better instead of coming home to me?

I still really don't get how these events work.

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Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

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