Gossip Girl

Rufus Humphrey Quotes (Page 7)

Lily: I get Ben out on parole but Serena and Eric continue to treat me like I'm toxic.
Rufus: I know you did what you could, but Ben's still going to have a criminal record. Give them time.
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Lily: I wish we didn't have to go, but...
Rufus: But nothing. According to this invitation it's going to be a "wing-ding" ...
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Eric: Do we have relatives I don't know about?
Rufus: It's always a possibility.
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Rufus: Let's face it, our plan to stay home was pretty depressing. Let's go check out those cookies in the shape of Blair's shoes.
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Rufus: I'm dreading this. As much as the truth might be a relief it's also the toughest thing he'll ever have to face.
Lily: Well just be prepared. Who knows how he'll react. He may not even believe you.
Rufus: Genetics don't lie, even though some doctors who administer paternity tests do.
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Rufus: You think I'd skip out on a room full of Champagne and models? Are you forgetting I used to be a rock star?
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Lily: It's from France. Hello? Yes this is she. Oh my god, is it Serena? Is she okay? Okay, I will.
Rufus: What? What is it?
Lily: A body washed up in Paris, shot, the identification they found says it's Charles Bass.
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Rufus: Why do you have Chuck's travel itinerary, bank statements and credit card bills?
Lily: Because I'm afraid he might be in trouble.
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Rufus: I'm confident that there's no depravity that brand-new Léron sheets can't erase.
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Rufus: Telling a woman you like her clothes isn't lying. It's self-preservation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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