Rufus Humphrey Quotes (Page 9)
Season 3, Episode 12: "The Debarted"
Rufus: What are you doing? Organizing the coat closet? I thought you did that yesterday. And the day before...
Lily: Vanya has organized a clothing drive. Coats for Kiev.
Rufus: Vanya's from Minsk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: Lil, none of this is making any sense. Does this have anything to do with Serena?
Lily: Other than the fact that she won't speak to me? That she's holed up with some married politician acting like some teenage Rielle Hunter?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Rufus: [to Lily] Why did you stay with Cece after she got better instead of coming home to me?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?"
Rufus: I still really don't get how these events work.
• Rating: 2.3 / 5.0
Rufus: You know you don't have to do this ...
Lily: Well it's a little late for that. You look beautiful, Jenny.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II"
Rufus: Did my son just walk out before playing the Q on a double letter? That is so not the Humphrey way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness"
Rufus: I was going to be Iggy, but I didn't want to scare the children.
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: I draw the line at door-to-door.
Rufus: I was just thinking of one door.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve"
Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?
Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married"
Rufus: What Scott saw was you grasping at anything you can to push me away.
Lily: That's not true.
• Rating: Unrated
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