Pam: I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo.
Ryan: SoHo's mostly lofts but okay.

Not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group make anyone feel just a little bit better?

Little advice. Take a day off from the whole Jim schtick. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels, James.

How do I know that Robert is gay? He liked my facebook photos at three o'clock in the morning.

Kelly: No, he's just a big fraud Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here basically, just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.
Deangelo: Is this true Ryan?
Ryan: I did not see Rango.

Michael: Ryan, how are you today?
Ryan: Why don't you ask my therapist? My mom certainly pays her enough.

Pam: Their breadsticks are like crack.
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" who've obviously never done crack.

Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael: Only one that I was kinda worried about.

Blogs are out but people are texting each other "no more animals."

Dwight: You got this Kosher certified?
Ryan: No I meant it like, it's cool, it's Kosher, it's all good.

Ryan: This isn't the U.S. government.
Kelly: What are you referencing?
Ryan: Everything... everything.

Ryan: You should enter it in festivals.
Kevin: Or carnivals.

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I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

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