Ryan Howard Quotes (Page 2)
Season 7, Episode 20: "Michael's Last Dundies"
Pam: Their breadsticks are like crack.
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" who've obviously never done crack.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 18: "Garage Sale"
Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael: Only one that I was kinda worried about.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan: Blogs are out but people are texting each other "no more animals."
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: You got this Kosher certified?
Ryan: No I meant it like, it's cool, it's Kosher, it's all good.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 17: "Todd Packer"
Ryan: This isn't the U.S. government.
Kelly: What are you referencing?
Ryan: Everything... everything.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 16: "Threat Level Midnight"
Ryan: You should enter it in festivals.
Kevin: Or carnivals.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan (as NHL coach): On your marks. Get set...
Jim (as Goldenface): Die.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 14: "The Search"
Ryan: I don't wanna be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we're okay with it. We all agreed it's fine for you to get married.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seminar"
Ryan: Yes. Yes, I'll do it.
Andy: Alright! Thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome.
Ryan: And if I flake, I flake.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 9: "WUPHF.com"
Oscar: How long can you sustain this without a cash infusion?
Ryan: We have nine solid days. I love these questions, keep 'em coming.
• Rating: Unrated
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