Robert you got your sheep, and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freakin' moon.

I'd like to make a toast. To the troops...all the troops...both sides.

Ryan: Everybody wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.
Pam: You came in at 10:30 today right?

Pam: I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo.
Ryan: SoHo's mostly lofts but okay.

Not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group make anyone feel just a little bit better?

Little advice. Take a day off from the whole Jim schtick. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels, James.

How do I know that Robert is gay? He liked my facebook photos at three o'clock in the morning.

Kelly: No, he's just a big fraud Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here basically, just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.
Deangelo: Is this true Ryan?
Ryan: I did not see Rango.

Michael: Ryan, how are you today?
Ryan: Why don't you ask my therapist? My mom certainly pays her enough.

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