Ryan (as NHL coach): On your marks. Get set...
Jim (as Goldenface): Die.

Ryan: I don't wanna be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we're okay with it. We all agreed it's fine for you to get married.

Ryan: Yes. Yes, I'll do it.
Andy: Alright! Thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome.
Ryan: And if I flake, I flake.

Oscar: How long can you sustain this without a cash infusion?
Ryan: We have nine solid days. I love these questions, keep 'em coming.

Welcome to the party, everyone have their Koooool-Aiiiiid?

Ryan: For all their generosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless?
Kelly: Try Jesus.

I've been to that place. If you go to Cabo San Lucas, all the prostitutes are from Cabo Corrientes.

I hope you brought your pipes. We're about to smoke the opium in the masses.

Hey man, can I get a plus five? And it's all guys.

Ryan: I just sent myself a woof.
Erin: Ryan, you have a Woof on Line 1.

Ryan: I think you're attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.
Erin: What about Kelly?
Ryan: You read my mind.
Erin: Is this a joke?
Ryan: Yes!

Kelly: Can you stop micro-managing? I know how to do this.
Dwight: What are you guys doing?
Kelly: This girl was really rude to me at the mall, so I created a fake IM account from a hot guy at her high school, and now I'm trying to make her anorexic.
Ryan: Tell her everyone in homeroom thinks she's fat.
Kelly: That is so good.

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The Office Quotes

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight
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