Ryan Howard Quotes
Ryan: You should enter it in festivals.
Kevin: Or carnivals.
Ryan (as NHL coach): On your marks. Get set...
Jim (as Goldenface): Die.
Ryan: I don't wanna be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we're okay with it. We all agreed it's fine for you to get married.
Ryan: Yes. Yes, I'll do it.
Andy: Alright! Thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome.
Ryan: And if I flake, I flake.
Oscar: How long can you sustain this without a cash infusion?
Ryan: We have nine solid days. I love these questions, keep 'em coming.
Welcome to the party, everyone have their Koooool-Aiiiiid?
Ryan: For all their generosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless?
Kelly: Try Jesus.
I've been to that place. If you go to Cabo San Lucas, all the prostitutes are from Cabo Corrientes.
I hope you brought your pipes. We're about to smoke the opium in the masses.
Hey man, can I get a plus five? And it's all guys.
Ryan: I just sent myself a woof.
Erin: Ryan, you have a Woof on Line 1.
Ryan: I think you're attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.
Erin: What about Kelly?
Ryan: You read my mind.
Erin: Is this a joke?
Ryan: Yes!
