Ryan Howard Quotes (Page 3)
Season 7, Episode 7: "Christening"
Ryan: Welcome to the party, everyone have their Koooool-Aiiiiid?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan: For all their generosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless?
Kelly: Try Jesus.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan: I've been to that place. If you go to Cabo San Lucas, all the prostitutes are from Cabo Corrientes.
• Rating: Unrated
Ryan: I hope you brought your pipes. We're about to smoke the opium in the masses.
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Season 7, Episode 6: "Costume Contest"
Ryan [to Danny]: Hey man, can I get a plus five? And it's all guys.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 26: "Whistleblower"
Ryan: I just sent myself a woof.
Erin: Ryan, you have a Woof on Line 1.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 25: "The Chump"
Ryan: I think you're attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.
Erin: What about Kelly?
Ryan: You read my mind.
Erin: Is this a joke?
Ryan: Yes!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 23: "Body Language"
Kelly: Can you stop micro-managing? I know how to do this.
Dwight: What are you guys doing?
Kelly: This girl was really rude to me at the mall, so I created a fake IM account from a hot guy at her high school, and now I'm trying to make her anorexic.
Ryan: Tell her everyone in homeroom thinks she's fat.
Kelly: That is so good.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 21: "Secretary's Day"
Kelly: [imitating Cookie Monster] My name is Kevin I'm an accountant. See? I did the voice!
Ryan: It's a little derivative.
Kelly: But parody's always derivative.
Ryan: It's not organic. Do you know what I mean?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"
Meredith: Stop fighting! Just on St. Patrick's Day okay? Just one, perfect day a year. No hassles. No problems. No kids.
Ryan: Why no kids?
Kelly: Yeah where are your kids?
Meredith: Nope. Uh uh. Not today!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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