Ryan Matthews Quotes
Season 3, Episode 10: "Best Lei'd Plans"
Ryan: She is frightening. I think it's because she looks so much like Christopher Walken.
Deb: It's uncanny.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 9: "They're Playing Her Song"
Debbie: Did you forget something?
Ryan: Just my son.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Debbie: What can we do to bring you down to mildly panicked?
Ryan: Rub a little whiskey on my gums?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "Catch Me If You Cannon"
Ryan: I'm not calling our kid Jacques. I can already hear the kids at school calling him Jacques Strap.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Ryan: The last three weeks are all about the baby putting on weight.
Jen: Eww. Yuck. Who wants a chubby baby?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 22: "Confessions"
Ryan: I wanna do whatever I can to help raise this baby. Our baby.
Jen: I'll have nannies for that kind of thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 20: "Meet the Parent"
Ryan: I got into a little tussle with this chili dog and I have to admit defeat.
• Rating: Unrated
Ryan: We're getting a little old for vomit and hangovers, aren't we?
Laurel: No, you're never too old for vomit and hangover.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 18: "Another Another Chance"
Laurel: Don't get your panties in a bunch.
Ryan: My panties are very much bunched right now.
• Rating: Unrated
Ryan: They used to call me "wake and bake."
• Rating: Unrated
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