If you really want to be a father, start acting like one.

Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people.

Cate

Ryan: Those mom jeans kind of turn me on.
Cate: There not mom jeans their high wasted.

One lucky person gets to call you mom.

Ya know - I still can't get over that hair.

Ryan: You threw a remote at my head last night.
Cate: Threw is strong. I tossed it.

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux