Sage Baker Quotes
Season 1, Episode 18: "All About a Brand New You"
Rose: All this personal growth stuff is stressful.. it's hard figuring out who you want to be
Sage: Frankly I don't know why we started trying. Things were a lot easier when we just shopped... I blame Megan
Sage: Totally
• Rating: Unrated
Sage: I don't need bullets points to make people agree with me, I have a black AMEX card for that
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 16: "All About Confessions"
Rose: I think you're way overreacting
Sage: Umm.. you're obsessing over a fat girl from spacecamp and I'm overreacting? My guy is a religious zealot!
Rose: He goes to church
Sage: Zealot
Rose: That does not make him a zealot...
Sage: Come on, you've seen The Da Vinci Code. What if he's the albino and flogs himself?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rose [about Luis]: What if he started avoiding you after you told him you never had sex before?
Sage: I would hate him.
Rose: Exactly. Almost as much as I hate emo
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 13: "All About What Lies Beneath"
Rose: Did you know everyone in this town hates each other?
Sage: Um yeah. It's Palm Beach, not the friggin' midwest
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 12: "All About the Ripple Effect"
Sage: But what if I'm not fun?
Rose: What are you talking about? You're super fun
Sage: Yeah with you and at like parties and stuff. But you know how you're always saying, school just comes easy for me. Well being adorable just comes easy for you. It's a gift Rose, you should cherish it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Zack: So what should I do?
Sage: Okay, Rose is a big time romantic, I mean she's seen The Notebook like nine times
Zack: Really? I love that movie
Sage: Yeah, maybe don't share that with everyone. But say if you could be here around six, bring some flowers and just be your dork little self
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sage: I'll need a wing man, are you in?
Rami: What's in it for me?
Sage: Nothing
Rami: I'm in
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 11: "All About Love, Actually"
Sage: I get really mad when my blood sugar gets low
Luis: What's your excuse for the rest of the time?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sage [to Rose]: You have to talk to me eventually, you might need my bone marrow one day
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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