Sage Baker Quotes
You're getting all perspirey, you look like the help
Clearly lying to Megan is just the gateway drug
Megan: You girls are dressed a little fancy for a night of studying
Sage: We're going out
Rose: We just figured it was canceled because you have a friend it town..hi Marci
Megan: It's Caryn, nice try
Rose: Wait, how can you be done already I'm barely half way
Sage: Well maybe if you didn't all waste your time looking up every other word you'd be done too
Rose: Megan says increasing my vocabulary is the easy the way to boost comprehension
Sage: Well Megan is old
Why would an American guy join the Italian army? It makes no sense. My ass can write better than Ernest Hemingway
We want longevity, a career. I mean look at Madonna that woman is literally a hundred years old and she's still relevant, that's what we want
Caryn: I can't believe you live here.. I am in awe
Sage: And I am in awe of your outfit
Caryn: Thanks
Sage: Not a compliment.. why do people just assume?
Sage: You know since you've moved into this house, I actually look forward to going to school every morning
Megan: Aww thanks sage
Sage: Not a compliment
Rose: Okay but we're not leaving each other yet?
Sage: Not for a long ass time
Sage: I am so sick of you worshiping at the altar of Megan Smith
Rose: What is that supposed to mean?
Sage: You've been acting all righteous ever since her and her poly cotton ass has walked into this house
Patricia: I don't have time to sell Rose Baker as a solo act
Sage: I'm Sage
Patricia: My point exactly
Megan: I will give you points for style and delivery, but just so you know I was already planning on telling Laurel
Sage: Oh really? Then you better run
[Sage sends email to Laurel]
Megan: You wicked little...
[Megan takes off running]
