Sam: MTE!
Callen: Huh?
Sam: My thoughts exactly -- what? I text with my daughter!

Sam: G's in the wrong place.
Callen: Yeah, where do you want me?
Sam: Not you, the letter.

Deeks: What, am I the only student of psychology here?
Sam: No, no, no go ahead Dr. Phil.

Sam: Take care of yourself.
Kamal: Don't do anything stupid, got it.

Sam: G, I love you like a brother, but we basically have nothing in common.
Callen: Sure we do!

Sam: Burpies??
Granger: Burpies.

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Callen: The way they took us out?
Sam: Well planned, well executed.
Callen: That room they kept us in?
Sam: Spent a lot of time and money.

Callen: Just like The Great Escape!
Sam: Did you even watch that movie? Half the guys got shot after they got out of the tunnel
Callen: And half the guys made it. I guess I'm a bright side type of guy.

Callen: It's a good thing one of us isn't into pumping iron.
Sam: It's a good thing one of us is into pumping iron.

They had a right, but that doesn't make it right.

We came, we saw, we kicked ass.

In this land of fun and sun, we don't flush for number one.