Callen: The way they took us out?
Sam: Well planned, well executed.
Callen: That room they kept us in?
Sam: Spent a lot of time and money.

Callen: Just like The Great Escape!
Sam: Did you even watch that movie? Half the guys got shot after they got out of the tunnel
Callen: And half the guys made it. I guess I'm a bright side type of guy.

Callen: It's a good thing one of us isn't into pumping iron.
Sam: It's a good thing one of us is into pumping iron.

They had a right, but that doesn't make it right.

We came, we saw, we kicked ass.

In this land of fun and sun, we don't flush for number one.

Shut up, Deeks.

Sam: Where the hell'd he go?
Callen: That's why they call him "Spooks"

Don't look at him, look at me.

Deeks: Hey boys, how's the honeymoon going?
Sam: Oh really? You two wanna go there?
Kensi: Leave me out of it, I'm not going anywhere.

Sam: Almost gave you a heart attack? Imagine that!
Callen: What doesn't kill you -
Sam: Makes me want to kill you!

Night vision goggles? Not your typical jihadi-kit.