Look man. Every movement needs a leader, someone to step out into the light and say this is me, this is who I am, and this is what I stand for.

Sue: Operation Break Rachel's Heart While Sabotaging the New Directions is proceeding very nicely.
Sam: Have you thought about using a shorter name for the operation?

Sam: What do you do in your free time?
Rachel: Hmmm...besides cry?

If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.

My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.

You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.

Fact - Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.

Slut! Slut shame!

How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.

It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.

I just got a haircut also, in case anybody was wondering.

Some people just don’t know how to screw things.

Glee Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.


Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?