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If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.

My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.

You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.

Fact - Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.

Slut! Slut shame!

How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.

It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.

I just got a haircut also, in case anybody was wondering.

Some people just don’t know how to screw things.

Did somebody die in here?

Sometimes it’s just easier if you just stay inside.

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Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.


I just want somebody to love me.