Samantha Jones Quotes
Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex.
Samantha: Where were you on your lunch break? I stopped by your office and you weren't there.
Richard: I was eating.
Samantha: Eating? Eating who?
Samantha: This love stuff is a motherfucka.
Charlotte: Did you just say love?
Charlotte: Miranda had a boy!
Samantha: Just what the world needs, another man.
Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.
Samantha: (to the girls) I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
Carrie: Now it's airborne.
Charlotte: I can't believe you took Ecstasy from a stranger!
Samantha: It wasn't a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby!
Miranda: Well, then you know it's safe.
Charlotte: I feel like we don't belong here!
Carrie: That's because we're wearing shirts!
Miranda: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too!
Samantha: I've had sex at the gym!
Carrie: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!
(Carrie calls Samantha to make plans)
Samantha: I'll conference you with the other girls.
Carrie: You know how to do that?
Samantha: Of course! How else do you have three-way phone sex?
Miranda: These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
Samantha: Just don't spend them alone in bed.
Miranda: I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves!
Samantha: Well it's about fuckin time. Get over here and do me.
Carrie: Is that you standard greeting now?
Samantha: Oh sorry I thought it was Richard.
Samantha: For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect dick.
Trey walks in to hear the end of her sentence.
Trey:Whoops, forgot it was ladies night.
