Samantha Jones Quotes
Samantha: You see us Mahattan, we have it all.
Angry Neighbour: Fuck you!
Samantha: You wish.
Carrie: How could it feel so good, when it feels so bad.
Samantha: Oh, honey, they design it that way.
Carrie: It's like Big and I have this thing.
Samantha: It's all about the thermones, were just animals reacting to each other's smell.
Samantha: I'm going to tell you something, there's two types of guys out there, the ones that hold your hand and the ones that fuck you.
Carrie: (thinking to herself) And I'd, slept with both of them in the last forty-eight hours.
Samantha: And the ones that fuck you, aren't worth a damn. We're all alone, Carrie....(crys)
Oh, Carrie, it doesn't matter how much you have, if you don't have a guy who cares about you, it don't mean shit.
I shoulda gotten married, then at least I'd have a curtain that closes.
Samantha
Miranda: It's like Martha Stewart exploded in here.
Carrie: Hey, look, headbands are back in style.
Samantha: I'm starving where's the food?
Miranda: Their wasps, there's never any food, only booze.
Samantha: Fine! Martini, six olives.
Samantha: I can't believe she's marrying that guy?
Miranda: For about a tenth of what's she's worth.
Carrie: Hey, I thought you were Ms pro-marriage these days?
Samantha: Honey, I wasdelirious , I also saw plaid spots all over my bathtub.
(to Charlotte) A woman named Bunny? Honey, you can take her.
Carrie: Why don't you ask the super to fix your window?
Samantha: Because, I don't have one, I own this fucking place, remember.
Charlotte: You guys made it.
Carrie, Miranda, Samantha: hey!
Trey: Ladies, I see you've found the bar.
Miranda: We're good that way.
Miranda: I can't believe I'm going to say this, but it feels wierd without her here.
Samantha: That's such a Charlotte thing to say.
Carrie: I have this non-married, wonderful boyfriend with all his hair waiting for me, who smells great.
Samantha: Don't beat yourself up, Aidan hasn't said I love you yet. Until he does, you're a free agent.
