Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

[to Brittany] You know I will always love you the most.

This isn't violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.

[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.

Your boyfriend wasn't a cater waiter he was a Gigolo; like Magic Mike with happy endings, for money.

Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?

You may look like the villain out of a cheesy high school movie, but you should know I am prepared to go all Danny Larusso on your ass.

Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.

Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown.

I fully support your right to be as unhappy with Finn for the rest of your life as you want.

While there's nothing I'd love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music.

Glee Quotes

Rachel: This is what I wanted!
Sam: No, what you wanted was a second chance to get it right and Carmen just gave it to you. If you throw all that away you're going to be making the same mistake all over again

Finn: I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
Sue: That's nothing but a rumor. But if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term 'hirsute,' and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle, I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.