Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Santana Quotes
[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.
Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
[to Brittany] You know I will always love you the most.
This isn't violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.
Your boyfriend wasn't a cater waiter he was a Gigolo; like Magic Mike with happy endings, for money.
Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.
You may look like the villain out of a cheesy high school movie, but you should know I am prepared to go all Danny Larusso on your ass.
Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?
Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.
Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown.
I fully support your right to be as unhappy with Finn for the rest of your life as you want.
I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences.
