Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.

Ok listen. Brittany I love you, but running away with me and living on lesbian island is not what you want to do. You just don’t want to go back to MIT.

Rachel Berry is the most horrible human being on the planet.

She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.

God as my witness, I will break her down.

You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.

Now everywhere I go I’m known as the girl with the raging yeast infection.

I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.

So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?

Glee Quotes

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after.

Rachel