Santana Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 12: "Naked"
Rachel: Oh my god! What are you doing here!
Santana: Lady Hummel called asking us to do an emergency intervention.
Rachel: On who?
Quinn: You.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Thanksgiving"
Santana: Quinn always was a genius slapper.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brittany: Along with being beautiful, the three of us are National Show Choir Championship goddesses.
Santana: We are winners which is why Finn has asked us to come and shower you with the inspiration that is the unholy trinity.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 4: "The Break Up"
Santana: [to Brittany] You know I will always love you the most.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Santana: Let's just do the mature thing here. This is not an official break up. But let's just be honest that long distance relationships are almost impossible to maintain because both people are rarely getting what they need, especially at our age.
Brittany: This sounds a lot like a break up to me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brittany: Being left behind sucks.
Santana: It's just a stupid prank.
Brittany: You don't get it. You left me behind and it hurt.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 21: "Nationals"
Santana: I know, I'm sorry. I always go to the yelling place. I have rage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "Prom-asaurus"
Santana: "Well, you know it would be boring if we weren't so awesome."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Choke"
Santana: What happened to Beiste? Did we do something wrong?
Sue: Well, you completely butchered one of my all-time favorite Kandor and Ebb tunes, while completely missing the point of absolutely everything.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 17: "Dance With Somebody"
Santana: We're hanging on Whitney because she was incredible and we love her, so don't put your baggage on us.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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