Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

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• Added: April 29, 2014

I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

• Permalink: I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.
• Added: April 29, 2014

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

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• Added: April 22, 2014

A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.

• Permalink: A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.
• Added: March 25, 2014

Ok listen. Brittany I love you, but running away with me and living on lesbian island is not what you want to do. You just don’t want to go back to MIT.

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• Added: March 25, 2014

Rachel Berry is the most horrible human being on the planet.

• Permalink: Rachel Berry is the most horrible human being on the planet.
• Added: March 18, 2014

She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.

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• Added: March 04, 2014

God as my witness, I will break her down.

• Permalink: God as my witness, I will break her down.
• Added: March 04, 2014

You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.

• Permalink: You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.
• Added: February 25, 2014

Now everywhere I go I’m known as the girl with the raging yeast infection.

• Permalink: Santana: Now everywhere I go I’m known as the girl with the raging yeast infection.
• Added: February 25, 2014

I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.

• Permalink: I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.
• Added: February 25, 2014

So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?

• Permalink: So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?
• Added: December 05, 2013