Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.

Ok listen. Brittany I love you, but running away with me and living on lesbian island is not what you want to do. You just don’t want to go back to MIT.

Rachel Berry is the most horrible human being on the planet.

She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.

God as my witness, I will break her down.

You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.

Now everywhere I go I’m known as the girl with the raging yeast infection.

I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.

So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?

Glee Quotes

Rachel: This is what I wanted!
Sam: No, what you wanted was a second chance to get it right and Carmen just gave it to you. If you throw all that away you're going to be making the same mistake all over again

Finn: I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
Sue: That's nothing but a rumor. But if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term 'hirsute,' and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle, I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.