Santana Quotes (Page 5)
Season 3, Episode 6: "Mash Off"
Santana: Excuse me, the leader? Who died and made you queen Aretha?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Santana: The Trouble Tones are 3F, fierce femme and phenomenal.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "The First Time"
Santana: Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Pot O' Gold"
Santana: I have one final wish, Leprechaun. Would you do this whole school a favor and just disappear?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "I Am Unicorn"
Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "The Purple Piano Project"
Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Santana: Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top ho and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paul Abdul.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "New York"
Santana: I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Santana: Yeah, well, this is a club. This is not a family.
Brittany: Okay, well, family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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