[to Brittany] You know I will always love you the most.
Santana: Let's just do the mature thing here. This is not an official break up. But let's just be honest that long distance relationships are almost impossible to maintain because both people are rarely getting what they need, especially at our age.
Brittany: This sounds a lot like a break up to me.
Brittany: Being left behind sucks.
Santana: It's just a stupid prank.
Brittany: You don't get it. You left me behind and it hurt.
I know, I'm sorry. I always go to the yelling place. I have rage.
"Well, you know it would be boring if we weren't so awesome."
Santana: What happened to Beiste? Did we do something wrong?
Sue: Well, you completely butchered one of my all-time favorite Kandor and Ebb tunes, while completely missing the point of absolutely everything.
We're hanging on Whitney because she was incredible and we love her, so don't put your baggage on us.
I'm gonna be famous if it's the last thing I do.
Santana: Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple.
Earlier today, Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra.
I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again.
I fully support your right to be as unhappy with Finn for the rest of your life as you want.