Santana: What happened to Beiste? Did we do something wrong?
Sue: Well, you completely butchered one of my all-time favorite Kandor and Ebb tunes, while completely missing the point of absolutely everything.

We're hanging on Whitney because she was incredible and we love her, so don't put your baggage on us.

I'm gonna be famous if it's the last thing I do.

Santana: Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple.

Earlier today, Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra.

I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again.

I fully support your right to be as unhappy with Finn for the rest of your life as you want.

Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?

This isn't violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.

You may look like the villain out of a cheesy high school movie, but you should know I am prepared to go all Danny Larusso on your ass.

I wanna go to a college that isn't a FEMA trailer or a prison yard, so let's take the high road.

I'd throw this mocha in your face, but it's not nearly scalding enough.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.