New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Schmidt Quotes
Winston said you make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them clickety-clacks or centaur boots.
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.
A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.
Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.
I am so sorry you had to hear about it like this. But can we take a minute to celebrate me? It's like I'm having Indian every night!
He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?
I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Alyssa Milano's phone number just by randomly choosing numbers.
Schmidt: Does it say "share stuff" in the Constitution of America? No, it does not. Nicholas, what does it say?
Nick: Don't share stuff.
Winston, you've been staring at this girl for 5 minutes. Please tell me you're checking her out, otherwise you're a serial killer, which would explain a lot.
Let's let Winston turn on his black switch. And let his black light shine.
Nick, please do not angry-fix the sink.
