New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXSchmidt Quotes
Schmidt: I get that. Your business is selling sex. You're a sex worker.
CeCe: You're an idiot.
CeCe: Are you "White Fanging" me?
Schmidt: What?
CeCe: White Fang? The only book you have on your Kindle. The book you wouldn't stop talking about, and I said, "Would you please stop talking about White Fang" and then you said, "Someday, I'm gonna do that to somebody".
Jess, first of all, you're never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2026. Second of all, give me your phone. You have backslider written all over you.
Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They're like the people version of pleated pants.
CeCe: Make sure you use protection.
Schmidt: CeCe, she's a foreigner. What do you think I am? An idiot?
Schmidt: You like me? You like my personality?
CeCe: I was surprised, too.
Schmidt: CeCe, are you pregnant?
CeCe: I don't know. We have to wait for the test results, but I'm late.
Schmidt: We made a caramel miracle!
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!
[to Winston] You're listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.
Nadia: Jew in the couch!
CeCe: Nadia, American manners!
Nadia: Sorry. Jew person in couch.
Schmidt: She's not wrong.
I am so sorry you had to hear about it like this. But can we take a minute to celebrate me? It's like I'm having Indian every night!
