Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.

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• Added: May 06, 2014

I'm like a Hebrew cheetah.

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• Added: April 29, 2014

Nick: My arms are so sore from doing so many push-ups.
Schmidt: That seems like a lie.

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• Added: April 29, 2014

Well, this just in, the dress code for Winston's banquet tonight is...optional.

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• Added: April 15, 2014

You would not know a sex blink if it blinked you in the sex!

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• Added: March 23, 2014

It's MY garden party, and Zachary Quinto is not on the list!

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• Added: March 23, 2014

Cece: You know that guy I'm dating?
Schmidt: Buster, your child bride?

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• Added: March 23, 2014

Winston: Nick could be your lawyer.
Schmidt: This Nick? Vivica A. Dropout?

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• Added: March 11, 2014

Quit sorting through my trash, Coach! You're messing it all up!

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• Added: March 04, 2014

What makes Abby's jewelry so interesting is that it is dangerous and can cut you

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Jess, can I borrow your glasses? We're going to roleplay as you guys.

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• Added: February 25, 2014

Crazy girls are kind of my 'Hurt Locker.'

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• Added: February 25, 2014