Brennan: Don't you have faith in science?
Booth: Of course I do, Darling. Without science, we wouldn't have television. And I'm definitely getting one of those.
Brennan: I told you not to call me Darling.

Brennan: Which is why I have a proposition for you.
Booth: Please, Darlin', you're gonna make me blush.

Enough with the squint talk. If I wanted to talk squint, I would go to, you know, squint land.

Brennan: That must have been very difficult for him. It took me years to process the fact that my parents left me.
Booth: Right. But your parents left to keep you safe. Not to save their own skin.

Brennan: I would thank a god if I believed in one.
Booth: Then I'll do it for you.

Booth: I don't think you know what I'm talking about. And I don't think you appreciate what I'm telling you right now. What I'm telling you is that I saw twelve of my brothers killed in front of me. Twelve. You got dealt a bad hand. Deal with it.
Wendell: Sorry...
Booth: Enough with the apologies. Okay, Wendell? Stop feeling sorry for yourself and keep fighting. I don't need to see another brother die.

Brennan: Booth, you're in Gamblers Anonymous. You shouldn't be betting.
Booth: Right, and you're a genius. Alright? So, don't say stupid things.

Booth: Look at that. We restrained a manotaur.
Aubrey: Ah, minotaur.
Booth: Whatever.

Okay, you just need to relax there, Mr. Light Bright. Okay? We have permission to be here.

Booth: Come on Christine, if you want to be a big girl, you gotta eat your breakfast. It's good for you.
Christine: Mommy says size is determined genetically.

Bones: Sex and violence are two of humanity's most primal urges. An amalgamation of them is a logical bi-product.
Booth: Bones, S&M isn't a peanut butter cup. It isn't two great tastes that go together.

I'll sleep when I'm tired. But for now, I'm gonna make you pancakes.

Bones Quotes

Bones: My IQ is quantifiably higher than yours.
Booth: You know what, you're the brains of the outfit.
Bones: You have your strengths, Booth.
Booth: Well, I try
Bones: Trying is one of your strengths.

Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones