Sweets: That's sexist. Nowadays a girl in her twenties can be just as much a mobster as a guy.
Booth: Wonderful how far we've come.

Sweets: So you're saying I'm the lead on the case.
Booth: No, I'm saying you're the chess nerd on the case.
Sweets: Lead chess nerd. Good enough for me.

Sometimes you just have to dance to the music that's playing.

I don't think this is what the First Lady had in mind when she wanted everyone to garden.

Brennan: I thought your belief in God gave you the sense that the universe had some kind of loving plan.
Booth: Well God tests us to see what we're made of so we can appreciate what we have.
Brennan: Well I can appreciate the universe without cancer.

Booth: I don't believe this.
Brennan: No it's true. I recovered a portion of them as I was scooping vomit out of the victim's eye socket.
Booth: Bones, remember that conversation we had about people trying to eat.
Brennan: Yes. Of course, yes. Well, I'm a little disappointed, because what will be our lunch conversation?

Brennan: What should I say to him?
Booth: Oh, I don't know. Luckily you two speak the same freakazoid language.

Angela: Brennan is really lucky that she's my friend or I would totally make a move on you.
Booth: Great, I really don't know how to respond to that where I come out looking like a good guy.

Booth: Did you have fun or was it all about the fighting?
Brennan: We danced on a bar in a line. Does that sound like fun?
Booth: Sounds like a blast.
Brennan: I told Angela that it was your idea that I should go. She feels bad that she hated you and I told her that you're the best person ever even though that can't be confirmed empiracally but I don't give a crap.

Booth: Are you saying he came in a can?
Brennan: Most definitely.
Caroline: This is why I only buy free-range.

Booth: You're really quiet.
Brennan: Because I'm not talking.
Booth: That must be it.

Murder is bad enough, but soccer? That's anti-American.

Bones Quotes

Angela: I was talking about the Amalia Rose. The remains have been identified and they're moving them into the exhibit. The press conference is tomorrow.
Cam: Great.
Angela: Yea- not that this is any of my business, but um- I sort of thought that you'd ... be more interested.
Cam: (laughs) Interested, is that what I'm supposed to be.
Angela: I just thought tha-
Cam: That because I'm black, I should be all over this.

Worthy of a manger.

Hodgins

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones