Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 17)
Season 4, Episode 7: "War at the Roses"
Serena: Why are we sidebarring? Do you really want access to strip clubs?
Blair: No, I just don't want to seem like I'm ceding territory too easily.
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Serena: We've witnessed the Waldorf-Bass wars firsthand. We know you both. You have nuclear capability.
Nate: Sooner or later one of you is going to press the other's button and we're going to end up with nothing but cockroaches.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "Easy J"
Serena: No shame. For your information we just stayed up talking.
Blair: Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have a name?
Serena: Colin. The Cab Stealer.
Blair: Oh, well you showed him.
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Season 4, Episode 5: "Goodbye, Columbia"
Serena: [to Colin] Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date's shoes?
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Serena: B, can I just wish you good luck and take plausible deniability on this one?
Blair: Luck not needed, but right backatcha.
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Serena: What is going on?
Dorota: It is better not to know. Plausible deniability.
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Serena: So you're going to let Chuck have the assistant position then.
Blair: I said civilized, not lobotomized.
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Serena: A good scandal is one thing, but even Gossip Girl likes to keep things classy and somewhat true.
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Serena: I mean who would lie to Gossip Girl about something like that?
Blair: Do you really want a list? Because I don't know if I have that kind of time.
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Serena: The problem is I've been late for my English Lit class a few times and lates count as absences, which —
Blair: If only there were a device of some kind to keep the time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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