Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 18)
Season 4, Episode 5: "Goodbye, Columbia"
Serena: With Dan and Nate behind me I really feel like I can bury the old me and start anew.
Blair: May you rest in peace.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: B, can I talk to you for a minute?
Blair: Yes. [to Minion #1] Five paces behind. For privacy. [to Minion #2] Ten for you.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 4: "Touch of Eva"
Serena: It was just so easy in Paris.
Blair: You were just so easy in Paris.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: I guess it's for the best. If I end up with Dan, a part of me will always love Nate. If I end up with Nate, a part of me will always love Dan, so I don't know. I guess I just need to find someone who gives me what I get from both of them.
Blair: That's a mature decision. Not sure I've made many of my own for awhile.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: [to Dan] I'll call you later.
Blair: No she won't!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Even though you may regret entering my world, at least you've developed terrific social espionage skills.
Dan: Well as they say, adapt or die.
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: Fine. You know what? I will stay away from Nate and Dan. But you have to stay away from Chuck and Eva. No plotting. No meddling. No Blair Waldorfing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 3: "The Undergraduates"
Serena: Did you just get a key?
Girl: Yep. And my mom said I'd never get in unless I lost 10 pounds. She's a bitch.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Juliet: Whatever twisted frenemy-slash-ex-boyfriend situation you have going on, Serena, it has nothing to do with me. I told you that the alumni committee makes the decisions—
Serena: You seriously thought we wouldn't know anyone on the committee?
Juliet: You can't. That's the secret part of a secret committee.
Lily: Unless the keymaster misbehaves. Half of the board members of Bass Industries are alumni. One phonecall confirmed the obvious. That Serena has always been at the top of the list. Congratulations darling. to Juliet: Key please.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Wow. And I thought college was going to be different from high school.
Blair: Who'd want that?
• Rating: Unrated
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