Gossip Girl

Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 19)

Blair: The good thing about no Gossip Girl: no Chuck. What about you? You're the one who has to start college with an ex-boyfriend loose on campus.
Serena: Oh there won't be any issues. Nate and I are still friends even if he is dating some gorgeous blonde named Juliet.
Blair: Oh, please. You are Serena van der Woodsen. We've been on campus what, five minutes? I bet there's already a frat house filled with guys fighting over you. And don't worry, my jealousy issues are as over as... surf fabrics for evening wear. And besides, we're carrying on our divide and conquer strategy from Paris.
Serena: But where will our neutral meeting ground be? Hot & Crusty will not possibly do after Café Louie Phillippe.
Blair: But Hamilton House will.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I know you and you'll always regret it if you do nothing and just let him disappear.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I had a feeling you'd linger.
Serena: I'm not going to leave. Chuck, today I had to identify a body that the police thought was you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Chuck, it's you.
Eva: Who's here?
Serena: Oh hi. I'm Serena van der Woodsen. I'm really sorry to show up like this. I've just been looking for Chuck everywhere.
Eva: Henry, what is she talking about?
Chuck: I don't know. The man you're looking for is not here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: B, I went to the morgue today.
Blair: What is that, a sex club?
Serena: A place where they keep dead bodies. I had to identify a body because he had Chuck's ID. Don't worry, it wasn't him.
Blair: I'm not worried.
Serena: But Blair I just hung up with my mom and Chuck is missing.
Blair: Well consider him found. He was in the Rue de Charenton an hour ago.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Serena: I can't believe it's almost time to go back to New York already.
Blair: I know. And you still haven't made your Sophie's Choice between Brooklyn ad the Upper East Side. What? If you go back with an uncertain heart there will be drama and disaster for all.
Serena: It's like choosing between eclairs and Napoleons. They're both delicious.
Blair: Except Humphrey's a doughnut.
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Serena: Blair, I want to make you happy, I really do. But college is too big of a deal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I wouldn't worry about Chuck ... any normal summer he's drunk on some island where polygamy is legal. Given everything that happened it makes sense he's gone rogue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: Seriously? No one's gonna believe that.
Blair: Wanna bet?
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: I love it how it has never occurred to you that someone might not want to see you every single day.
Serena: Someone, sure. Probably lots of people. But not my best friend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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