Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 21)
Season 3, Episode 21: "Ex-Husbands and Wives"
Serena: [to Jenny] I have no interest in your wannabe Watanabe.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway?
Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: I'm just trying to protect my mom.
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: I need you to tell me the truth.
William: Come with me.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "The Unblairable Lightness of Being"
Serena: You know how Carter is. He convinced his fourth-grade class that Barneys was named after the dinosaur.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: [to Chuck] You still love her, don't you? Take her to Blue Hill upstate, or buy her those Louboutins at Saks.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Serena: [to Chuck] You're not going to find anything in there.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 17: "Inglorious Bassterds"
Serena: You're a good guy Nate Archibald. Can I kiss you before I kill you?
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Serena: No word from Chuck?
Blair: He's sitting down with Satan this morning.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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