Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 22)
Season 3, Episode 16: "The Empire Strikes Jack"
Blair: What? My mother said she wanted me to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls.
Serena: So you hire escorts. B, you couldn't just tell your mom you don't have friends at NYU?
Blair: Prostitutes are people too! And they have a lot of disposable income.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: How's the Congressman doing?
Brandeis: He's polling very well these days.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 15: "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin"
Serena: Sometimes I wish I had waited for someone special, like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
Jenny: Dirty Dancing?
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: I can see he's starting to doubt himself.
Serena: Why wouldn't he? With the bad press, the protesters, the Daily Intel says he's thinking of stepping down.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Haven't you ever heard of locker-room gossip? Those guys lied, or exaggerated.
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: Rufus is driving Jenny right into Damien's creepy arms.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 14: "The Lady Vanished"
Serena: Our drinks would be nice, maybe some bread for the table.
Blair: You haven't eaten bread since middle school.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Since when do you cook?
Nate: Honestly, I didn't even know we had a fridge until this morning.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "The Hurt Locket"
Serena: You don't need Chuck. Anyone that meets you can see you're an elitist snob that belongs in a secret society. Bon chance!
Blair: Merci!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Your idea is completely juvenile. But it seems to be working.
• Rating: Unrated
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