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Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 23)

Season 3, Episode 13: "The Hurt Locket"
Serena: I can't believe Nate is finally coming home tomorrow!
Blair: I feel the same way about Dorota's return. I can't believe I ever agreed to let her spend the holidays with Vanya.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Well, I can see my advice went the way of the clog!
Serena: What are you talking about?
Blair: An ugly wooden shoe that tried to make a statement and then disappeared. Just like your resolve to take things slow with Nate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Did I tell you that he texts me every night before he goes to sleep? It's so sweet.
Blair: Sexting is not sweet. It's off-limits until you're in a relationship.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "The Debarted"
Blair: Hi.
Serena: Hi! Nice outfit.
Blair: You too.
Serena: You were so right about this one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nate: Serena? What happened?
Serena: Where's Tripp?
Nate: Tripp? Tripp's not here!
Serena: He was driving ...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Maureen: You can have him in private, I get him in public. He keeps his career, I keep my reputation. You get ... whatever it is you're getting. Screwed, I think they call it?
Serena: You're offering me the chance to be your husband's mistress?
Maureen: It's a time-honored political tradition. I'm Jackie. You're Marilyn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: This will all blow over.
Tripp: Unfortunately it has to blow up before it blows over.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Tripp: I love you.
Serena: Tripp, everything is ruined already.
Tripp: It doesn't have to be.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Nate: Don't go with Tripp.
Serena: Nate ...
Nate: Look, I know what I did was wrong. But I did it because ... ever since last week, ever since three years ago when you left ... please don't go. Please stay here with me. Please give me a chance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: You did the right thing.
Serena: Then why do I feel so bad?
Blair: Doing the right thing takes courage and strength. At least that's what I've heard. And everything that's hard is only made harder by not having your best friend by your side. I'm sorry you had to go through it alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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