Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 25)
Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick"
Tripp: I've been a little ... distracted.
Serena: Tell me about it.
Tripp: Last week ...
Serena: Nothing happened.
Tripp: Then why does it feel like it did?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?"
Blair: So. What did my text supposedly say?
Serena: That you're sorry and you miss me.
Blair: You text me back?
Serena: [nods]
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Tripp: I did want you here. I find you smart and charming, and I wanted to help you out. But having you here ... I didn't realize how much it would effect me. Say something.
Serena: You know what? Don't worry about me. It's not going to be a problem.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tripp: It's late ...
Serena: I'll take real politics over the ones at Cotillion any day. Joe Wilson has nothing on Blair Waldorf.
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: Blair.
Blair: Serena. Anything you want to say to me?
Serena: Welcome.
Blair: I see. That's it?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II"
Serena: Let me guess, you want to go upstairs and see if two blondes make a right?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Throughout all my years with Nate, my whole life really, you've always been #1. Now, things are different. I have college. A real relationship. I'm starting to build a life for myself.
Serena: I'm building a life for myself too.
Blair: With Carter? With your job working for a publicist who pays you to date a wacked-out movie star? You're drifting away from Dan and your family and you've lost Nate, one of your oldest friends. This night is finally over. And as far as I'm concerned, so are we.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: What the hell is wrong with you?
Serena: Right now? Thirst. I need a drink. She called me a prostitute.
Chuck: Why do you think she did that?
Serena: I'm not sleeping with Patrick. You of all people know what a prostitute does.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Chuck: The reason Blair attacked you is because she misses you. After 18 years, you can't read Waldorf subtext?
Serena: I shouldn't have to. If that's how she feels then she should just tell me. It's the mature thing to do.
Chuck: This coming from someone who just pushed their best friend into a cake.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: Look, you think your friendship is going to take care of itself. You're not kids anymore. You can't say you hate each other and then make up an hour later on the MET steps.
Serena: You tell her that.
Chuck: I'm telling you. And you should be careful. Because one day you're gonna find yourself telling people about Blair Waldorf. The girl who used to be your best friend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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