Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 27)
Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness"
KC: As long as you get my purse back, your job is safe. Oh, and Serena, that job now includes publicly dating Patrick.
Serena: I don't know if I'd call that work.
KC: Get back to me after date two.
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: Blair, I would never work for you.
Blair: I'm giving you a chance to leave that Lizzie Grubman wannabe before you get run over.
Serena: You don't get it. KC can be a bitch because she's my boss. You're supposed to be my friend. Chuck might forgive you, but I don't.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Serena: You alone, Nate? Don't have any friends left to screw over?
Nate: Well, at least I'm on the list and not working the door.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve"
Serena: Please tell me this is a joke.
Nate: Don't worry. I have an idea.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Serena: But what makes you think we'll win? You're not exactly a card shark?
Nate: Well, this one night Bree told me every one of P.J.'s tells. So you'll know exactly when to call his bluff.
Serena: Wait, what? Me?
Nate: Oh, yeah. You're gonna be playing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
P.J.: Nate Archibald. You lookin' for a game? Don't think we've got a seat for you.
Nate: I'm not here to play. She is.
Serena: Unless you're afraid of playing a girl.
P.J.: Buy-in's $25,000.
Serena: That's a lot of money.
Nate: So don't lose.
P.J.: Pull up a seat, darlin'.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
P.J.: What are you thinkin' of playin' for?
Serena: How about Carter Baizen?
P.J.: Ah, I got it. You're Carter's girl. Well I got some bad news for ya. Carter's debt is a lot more than you're showin'.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Are you trying to destroy Tripp's campaign?
Nate: No. That's gonna win Tripp the election.
Serena: What are you talking about.
Nate: Once the Buckleys leak it, we'll release the real photo. It'll look like the Buckley's faked the one. Then people will finally see them for the villains they really are.
Serena: And what happens to Carter? You just used one?
Nate: Come on, Serena. The guy proposed to P.J. sister to pay off his gambling debt. Wake up, the guy's hardly innocent. I am sorry I had to lie to you.
Serena: No you're not. But you will be.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married"
Carter: Are you okay?
Serena: Please, just leave. Okay, I need some time.
Carter: Serena, I told you what I told you because it's not the same with you. I really do care about you Serena. So much.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: You okay?
Carter: No. And you may not be either once you hear what I have to say.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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