Gossip Girl

Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 28)

Carter: A few months before we left to search for your dad, I ran up some gambling debt. I owed a lot of money to some scary people. I met this woman, Beth. She was kind, shy. She fell in love with me, and I saw an opportunity.
Serena: She had money?
Carter: Her family did. I knew they'd take care of my debts if they knew I was about to be one of them, so, I proposed. The wedding was all set. She had the dress, flowers ... I nearly went through with it, but I didn't love her.
Serena: So what, you just disappeared?
Carter: It's the worst thing I've ever done.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dorota: I call the Sonic Youths. They in Northampton. They try to make it.
Serena: Acceptable.
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Serena: [to Lily] That was by far your best wedding. Who would have guessed nine months later Klaus would have Auf'ed?
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Carter: Go, talk to her.
Serena: Fine. Please, take my place at dim sum with my friends.
Carter: Dumplings with Blair and Chuck?
Serena: And Nate. You can do some recon for me. Blair hates Nate's new girlfriend, I want to know if she's really that bad. I bet Bree is perfectly nice even if she is a Buckley.
Carter: [pauses] Um, unfortunately, I do have more people owing me money to talk to.
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Chuck: Look ... I may loathe the guy, but he didn't have to own up to anything. I bought him a ticket out of town. He risked a lot, knowing Bree would be there. He must really care about you.
Serena: The girl he proposed to was a Buckley.
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Serena: This is not about cold feet. I'm not ready. I don't know who I am.
Lily: That's why people go to college. To figure it out.
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KC: That was amazing. You're like a diva whisperer. I'm KC, I'm Olivia's publicist.
Serena: Serena van der Woodsen.
KC: I know. Do you go to college in the city?
Serena: Actually I'm looking for a job.
KC: [pauses] Really.
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Serena: I'm sorry. I couldn't do it to her.
KC: I understand. Like I'm sure you understand that you're fired.
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Serena: [to Dan] If you want to date Georgina, then more power to you. I would just check to see there's not an ice pick under the bed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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